Monday, November 18, 2013

How programmer talks to his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. 
Wife - would you like to have some snacks? 
Husband - hard disk full. 
Wife - have you brought the saree. 
Husband - Bad command or file name. 
Wife - but I told you about it in morning 
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. 
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary. 
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time. 
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. 
Husband - sharing violation, access denied. 
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you. 
Husband - data type mismatch. 
Wife - you are useless. 
Husband - by default. 
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? 
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot. 
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? 
Husband - the only user with write permission. 
Wife - what is my value in your life? 
Husband - unknown virus detected. 
Wife - do you love me or your computer? 
Husband - Too many parameters. 
Wife - I will go to my dad's house. 
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close. 
Wife - I will leave you forever. 
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User. 
Wife - it is worthless talking to you. 
Husband - shut down the computer. 
Wife - I am going 
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

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